this just in..

I just fed my dog an entire orange. I figured I´d try to keep her defenses up for the cold and flu season.

Antonio and the rest of Spain claim there are only 5 continents and that ¨america¨ is one. Last time I checked there were 7. Can I get some back up on this?

They are now starting to teach Spanish in the USA starting in kdg. This rocks! Finally!


My brother and sis in law just got a new dog. I can´t stop laughing.

horse

Gang,
Man, I have nothing cool to report at all. This weekend we saw a really cool movie but I can´t even go tell u to see it because it´s a Spanish film.

On Friday I called all of my fabulous friends with Skype. We are so weird but there are still literally like 20 of us from high school that still hang out and always the Friday after thanksgiving we eat together at a friends house. So, I´ve missed it the past two years but at least I got to call. It´s always fun to hear people´s voices instead of seeing their words via instant messenger.

Sat. A and I went to a horse show. I know, its sounds corny but it was so cool because I LOVE horses and I will heart them forever. I think I touched about 500 horse noses because it´s the coolest sensation in the world and it´s so soft and smooth. mmm I love it! There were albino horses too. They had super blue eyes and all white..including eye lashes. Cool!
So, we were standing next to this horse and this little boy comes up and goes, ¨GRANDMA look at the horses pecker, it´s SO big.¨ ha.

Gotta love kids.

happy post turkey gobble

Hi all.

Happy Post Thanksgiving. I hope everyone enjoyed the day. It was just an ordinary day for me. No Thanksgiving. Work. Normal food. Sleep. Depression.

I hate missing Thanksgiving. It´s so depressing that no one even knows what it is. Antonio´s mom was like ¨What´s wrong?¨ And I´m like ¨I´m missing Thanksgiving.¨ And she´s like, ¨Oh, so is it a fiesta or something today in the USA?¨ Ya, or something. And then I cried.

I ate Nachos for my Thanksgiving dinner. Good times.

Oh ,I finally downloaded Skype. I have a name...but don´t want to post it here. Let me know if you want it...

BYE!

Kramer sucks.

Wow, I´m all the way in Spain and I´ve seen the video of Michael Richards AKA Kramer from Seinfeld going on a complete racist tirade at one of his comedy shows. I´m absolutely blown away. I can´t even imagine what the people in the audience must have felt like. I heard one girl say ¨Oh my gosh¨ I think I would have said the same thing, and then left. It´s amazing how much hatred he spewed out of his halitosis mouth yet he claims, ¨I´m not a racist.¨ hmm..interesting.


It´s been a slow week although I did get peed on today by the baby. What the heck? I was holding him getting ready to put him in the bath and then psssssssssssssssssssssssss all over the floor and all over my shirt and pants and shoes. And then he laughed. I think they purposely hold all of the pee in for the entire day and then when you take off their diaper they pee in your face and then laugh. Sick game kids, sick twisted little game. haha.

Oh, I´m also DOMINATING in my dance class. Yesterday I danced in front of the whole class with my professor. Then afterwards all the women were like ooh you´re good. YES! I love Flamenco.

Ps. Kramer sucks.

it´s a good day.

Today is a fabulous day. Antonio surprised me with a boquet of flowers for no reason at all. YES! That´s always awesome. I´ll enclose a picture here.

The only bad thing about the day was I dropped my sunglasses in the toilet while using a public restroom. It was one of those toilets that was super clogged and without even thinking I just reached in and grabbed them out. Wow. Pretty impressive. Although now I have OCD about washing my hands.

Man, I decided to BUST out the Christmas music today and I am absolutely loving it. I am changing my closet to ¨winter¨ clothes.......it´s getting to the 60 50s here so I decided to bust it out. My all time favorite song ever is O Holy night. It always makes me cry.

Happy Early CHRIST mas! :O)
xoxo
sara

TomKat 4eva

The TomKat wedding is happening tomorrow. officially. in Rome.

I´m still flabbergasted by this whole thing.

One minute Katie Holmes is a Virginesque Catholic school girl from Ohio handing out buckeyes and the next she´s ¨Kate¨ the scientologist and she´s popping out Tom Cruise´ asian baby (in silence of course).

I think the weirdest thing is that she´s my age. I could be marrying Tom Cruise tomorrow. I mean, he´s old enough to be her father. You know her mom is prob in love with him and had the biggest crush on him ever and now she´s like ¨Oh, this is my son in law TOM CRUISE.¨ How do you adjust to that change?

My pea sized brain just can´t wrap itself around the whole thing.
Maybe I should fly to Rome tomorrow and see if I can get in.
And another weird thing is that Brooke Shields was invited. Tom totally dissed her and now they are BFF for life.
At any rate, I wish them TomKat happiness.

mj

Michael Jackson has seen better days. What the heck happened? I used to sit and stare at the Thriller album cover and dream of being his GF. He has children named Paris, Prince and BLANKET.

Old Michael please come back. I miss you and I still have the ¨glove¨ sticker of you in my sticker book collection. It will always be my favorite.

battle scars

I think I´m going to be a horrible mother. Today as I was taking the twins on a walk I bent over to pick a rock out of the wheel because it kept making this horrible screeching sound. You know, like Freddy Krougers nails against the chalk board. So, I´m bending over and trying to get the rocks out and I´m not realizing that I´m pushing the stroller. Ya, I ran into a tree, with the two kids inside and I ´m positive this other couple saw me. But, the kids just kept on sleeping so I obviously didn´t run into the tree THAT hard. I think I heard the guy bad mouth me but you know what..who cares? So I ran into a tree with two live children in the stroller...BIG HONKIN Deal. It could have been worse...a moving car for instance. I mean...a tree. They survived, right?

Yesterday I was changing ángels diaper because he had a little surprise for me. So, as I was changing it and just when I had him in the position when you grab both legs to wipe the bootie... ...cccchhhhhoooooooommmmmmmmmmm super poop squirted all over. It was like an electric shock went through his body. So, after I got all of that cleaned up and everything under control....wizzzzzzzz he starts to pee all over the place. AND I had the top drawer of the changer open so he peed all over the clean clothes that I had just washed and ironed and left a huge puddle on the floor. Excellent.

I freaking need a gas mask and a wet suit the next time I go into battle.

Brit Brit

Click here to see the Britney Spears skit from this past weekend's Saturday Night Live.
It's pretty freakin' HIGHlarious!

bang

The weekend has started off with a bang. We just got back from dinner and our waiter had the worst B.O. in the history of B.O. Every single time he came to our table I was gasping for air and when he left the smell lingered like a popcorn fart. I mean, his B.O. was like blue cheese gone bad...if that´s even possible. Get a shower.

I also saw a man wearing green jeans. In case you didn´t catch that...I saw a man wearing GREEN jeans because he wanted to.

This weekend really has started off with a bang.

Nuts-O

Wow. Today was Nuts-O. Is Nuts-O a word? If it´s not it really should be. It´s so delightful to say. Saying Nuts-O is just as delightful as eating the rest of the chocolate chip cookie dough with a spoon. Yes folks, that delightful.

Can I say delightful and Nuts-O anymore?

So, today was Nuts-O (there I said it again) because I had to go with María to the doc and the twins go their shots. Yes, two babies screaming their heads off. I thought they were going to stop breathing and that their heads were going to fall off right then and there. They looked like bobble heads with defected necks......that were going to fall off. But thankfully they didn´t and they just kept screaming like the world was coming to an end.....on a Wed. What a stupid day. I mean, if the world did come to an end at least it could be a cool day..like a Thur. But hopefully it would be after Grey´s Anatomy.

On another note. Sadness about Kfed and Brits break-up. I gotta hand it to them though, it lasted longer than I thought.

Toodle Loo.
SLF

kibbles and bits

Wow, I feel like an entire two centuries have passed since I´ve last written. It was just halloween and now all of the sudden I´m getting e mails about Thanksgiving plans and I´m buying X mas gifts. Whoa, just slow down here people. Let me get my bearings. Ok, and GO.

Honestly, I´m starting to get depressed about Turkey Day. I missed it last year too. Boo hoo. But, life goes on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I haven´t written because abs. nothing even remotely cool has happened this past week. Other than finding this hilarious quote from Samuel L. Jackson:

“I don’t miss drugs. I used to have drug dreams all the time, but I haven’t had one for years. You know, the kind where you’re out somewhere and you’ve got a big-ass softball-size ball of cocaine, everybody’s getting high and you’re getting high. It’s really f--ked up, because you’re like, What if somebody sees me? You wake up the next day feeling horrible even though you only dreamed you were sneaking around.”-- Samuel L. Jackson

Ya, that´s just so ironic because I had that same exact dream last night!!!!!!! (bwah!) Although, I did recently have a dream that I was in a war and I got shot in the back of the neck and I FELT it. And the I woke up. Awesome.

Oh, so here´s a funny story. Antonio and I were in line at the grocery store and the guy in front of us was buying.........drum roll please...........four boxes of condoms and two huge jugs of water. That´s all. I couldn´t help but laugh. We all knew what his plans were for the weekend.


Avoid the clap!
SLF