cool dude.

I know that I´ve told you about the awesomeness about my 80 something yr. old grandpa before..but let me remind you again. My grandparents go to Fl every yr. in the winter and then return to IN in the spring. Well, my grandpa had a docs apt. in IN and drove from Fl to IN to go to his doctors apt and then back again. That is just amazing. And I complained about the five hr drive from louisville to south bend. I love you gramps!

Also, I had a laughing attack last night while lying in bed. It was like some laughing hyeena entered my body and I could not stop. I was convulsing and crossing my legs so I wouldn´t pee and I felt like the top of my head and brain were just blown off from the constant pressure of laughter. It was fabulous. I hope I burned some calories at least.

Saw Bobby and Little Miss Sunshine this weekend. Both good movies.

It´s rainy and cold here. To bed I wear two pairs of socks, pajamas and a SWEATER .....sometimes gloves and hat. Sometimes I think I´m going to wake up with snow all over my face.

Peace
feese

Sharing and Caring

Sorry I haven´t written for awhile. I´ve been swept away to twin baby world. They are teething and they just got their shots and now they won´t take their bottles and life is going to end as we know it, sigh.

But, on the funny side of things dinner time is usually a time of chatter and convo to catch up with family members. Well, usually hilarious things happen around ours. For example. Julia (A´s mom) was coughing a lot because something went down the wrong tube. So, she stood up and then was trying to catch her breath. Well, she was coughing so hard that she let out a fart (In Antonio´s face) and it was like beeeeeeeeeeeeeep and then I was laughing so hard I had to try really hard not to let one escape myself. Good times. Now that´s what dinner time is all about.

Sharing and caring.

random

Ok, so have you ever bent a nail back so that it had a crease in it? I´m pretty sure this is right up there with plucking each nose hair out one by one, or getting cut open with a sharp knife and no drugs. Not good.

Nothing too exciting going on. Today we went to A´s moms cousins house ( u got that?) I met some family I didn´t know so that was cool. There was also some Karaoke going on and dancing but I´m shy. I hate that, but it´s true. I feel awkward with the language sometimes so I kinda just sit back and listen (which is sooooo not me) but hey, it will get better I´m sure. It must. You can´t hear Spanish day in and day out and not be learning something.

Dr. Mchot.

So, I just got done watching Grey´s Anatomy. I have to download it since we don´t get it here, therefore I see it just a few days after the rest of the world. I´m beginning to think that I can´t watch it anymore because I´m getting just a tad bit obsessed with Patrick Dempsey. I think he´s the hottest human being ever to come out of a placenta. I would frame his placenta if I could. That´s how far my obsession has gone. The parts where he kisses Merideth..ya, I rewind those about ..oh, a zillion times and watch them over and over again and just keep thinking.......he´s so hot, he´s so hot. See, this is not good.

Anyways, doing some research I found out that he was married at 21..to (see pic above) and she was 26 years his senior..making Patrick a stepfather to his 22 year old stepson (again, he was 21) Isn´t that just weird? Plus, she´s just old......AND how can a mother marry a man younger than her own son? Can someone say pscyho? I know he´s happily married now to a hot young thing and his wife is prego with twins..so, I´m happy for you Patrick, at least you have a hot chic on your arm and not some.....GRANDMA!

And, if you ever find that placenta, just give me a call.

grumpy granny

Man, I can´t believe I didn´t remember to tell you this story before. Or maybe I did and I have forgotten! I was reminded tonight when I saw her again. Let me set up the situation here...

Every Mon and Wed night I have dance class. Afterwards, walking out on the sidewalk a few of the ladies and I chat for a moment. I suppose we are ¨blocking¨ the sidewalk but it´s 730 pm at this time and it´s not a major deal. Well, a few weeks ago I was just standing there chatting away and ¨crack¨ I felt a jab in my side and I seriously almost fell over (and cracked a rib). This hobbit 85 year old grandma pushed me out of her way in her hag age rage and said ¨GET OUT OF THE WAY¨ Ok, I almost fell over because she pushed me but also because..umm..what..double take, did that REALLY just happen? I´m pretty sure I had my mouth open for a good ten minutes. Insane.

So, tonight I´m standing there with Julia and her sister and cousin and this g ma comes buy and does the same thing! But not to me to Julia´s sister who is like 60. Wow, this is just out of control. I wonder what has caused her to be such an angry old g ma? Maybe I should have a talk with her next time she pushes me, or better yet, I might push her and see how she likes it. I secretly hope she falls over and dies.

But, that´s just between you and me.

chiqui

don´t you just want to S.Q.U.E.E.Z.E her face off??

beach house

Today we went to the beach. Not for sunbathing, but house searching. My parents are thinking about buying a place and we would ¨take care of it¨ YES! Enclosed are some houses we were thinking about...bwah!

While on the way to the beach we were almost there and we saw something out wading in the water. Antonio was like, ¨Is that a guy?¨ As soon as I turned around to look I saw a mans totally naked butt and he was pulling up his pants after sitting on a bucket. Hmm.....he must have took the ¨kids for a swim¨ if you know what I mean. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy the pics.

hold

Have you ever had to go pee so bad your teeth hurt? That happened to me today in the park..but I didn´t want to return home with the kids because they were both asleep. So, I asked a lady in the park where the restroom was and she showed me. The only problem is, the babies stroller is gigantuous and I can´t ask a stranger to watch the babies. What if they stole them? Then I would have to call the police and my spanish would be bad and they would find out I´m an illegal alien WORKING and it would just be a big mess.

So, I had to do what I had to do...hold it. It started to burn in my stomach. So, whenever I have to go pee really bad I just say to myself ¨think of something else¨ but ya right, the only thing you can think of is peeing. So, I was like..ok, where can I go? Can I squat behind a bush, but then I would have to totally take my pants off. Could I go in a cup? Again, pants would have to come off. Finally I was saved by the phone. The kids mom called and met me while I went into a hotel.

I imagine sex to be as wonderful as the feeling of peeing after holding it in for a good hour. I´ll have to fill you in on that later...wink wink.

PEEace out
slf

Cool Convo

Today at work I was having a nice conversation with my boss. She was in her office and I was in the other room ironing. I´m a professional now. She was asking if I had gotten the pics that she sent over e mail and I said ¨yes¨ and she asked other questions about different things that were going on.

So, after about 10 minutes I had finished ironing and I walked into the room where she was...ya, she was on the phone.

Nice work Sara. Well done.

more pics

X mas again.

Hi-Ya.

Sorry, I´ve been celebrating X mas again. The three Kings came last night on their magic camels. We saw parades and everything. There is a big parade where there are floats and the three kings are on sep floats and everyone throws candy. I pretty much got candy chucked at my face and it hurt! A little girl was crying because a piece hit her in the eye. Ruthless. I´ll attach pics later.

Also, it´s SUPER SALE time and it started today so of course I had to check that out. Everything 50 percent off. The stores were packed. I was so hot too. I always just start sweating bullets when I walk into a store and I wanted to leave and there was this couple that had their arms around each other but they were standing long ways and everytime I tried to get around them they would move and road block me. I was frustrated and pretty much wanted to kick both of them in the mouth. Let go of each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, there are cross walks some with lights and some without. Well, the ones without it´s just a given that the pedestrians have the right away. So, there was a big crowd walking across and I guess the guy got mad since I was the last one and taking so long so he screamed out to me
"@sshole¨ I thought that was really nice of him.

Antonio and I got engagement pics while home in Indiana and they are up online! YES. If you want the website let me know. Otherwise, these will have to keep you satisfied.

Toodle loo! www.hemmerleinphotography.com

fashion 101

if this isn´t hot i don´t know what is!

ville...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KS865kF3vo homelessville


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCsgJZ40PYY omeleville

gift ideas for next year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-5grqhj1b8

Chiqui

Here are some new pics of Chiqui. Isn´t she adorable??

new years pics

as promised!

hot and sunny

It´s January and it´s 70s. This is too weird.

How was the New Years eve for everyone? As I said, I think it´s totally overrated, but we do eat 12 grapes. That´s right, I said grapes. On each chime of the clock before midnight you have to eat one grape. So, by the time it´s twelve all grapes must be eaten.......and if they aren´t, well, you´ll probably get leprosy and die of starvation. No, not really but I suppose it´s possible. I´ll post some pics soon...that just takes way too much motivation.

Today we saw the movie Nativity. Good times.

If I eat anymore food I´m going to puke...but it´s technially still X mas here since three kings (their Santa) is Jan 6. So, until then I´m just fattening myself up like a small calf.