why swim gear should have instructions.....

gym

Today at the gym a lady was on the treadmill and she was STARING at herself in the mirror.

HUGE hoop earrings on, big butt, and too much hairspray. YA!

ITALIA!

http://www.hotelcapitolmilano.com/

We are headed to Italy baby! MILAN!!!!!!! April 9-12. CAN´T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pueblo

Today we went to a little pueblo (town) about 45 minutes away because there was an olive oil festival.

Pueblos fascinate me. It´s like you walk into one and step into a time machine of about 100 years ago.

Life seems so uncomplicated and happy. Internet is nowhere to be found, children are playing in the streets, and women are doing their washing outside. Everyone knows everyone and kids aren´t tainted with things like drugs, smoking......and all those other things out there that teens do these days. While we were there the men were giving the kids donkey rides through the town. What fun on a Sat. night! No movie theatre or video club, no skating rink, no tv, no ice cream shop, no fancy restaurant........just a donkey and a leash and the kids couldn´t have been happier.

the nephew 13 mths.

44th

The USA is no longer my place of residence, nor has it been for the past four years. I never talk about politics, and I don´t plan to here...However, I did just watch the address online.

I wish Obama the best of luck these next four yrs. and I hope he takes good care of my lady while I´m away.

God Bless America.

Motto for life.

" The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else."

brrrr

I hear it´s a bit chilly in IN? Do you have goosebumps on your face?

Thank goodness I got back to Spain when I did. Have you seen barajas airport in Madrid? Complete and utter chaos. There are people that have been there for four days!!!!!!!!! Awesometown.

I wonder if getting prego is like getting a tattoo on your face? You´ve gotta be pretty sure, eh?

Doc

So, I´ve officially been to the doc about five times this past month. The abnormal EKG earlier was a result of a faulty machine. My heart is AOK. I´ve taken two rounds of antibiotics this past month and today she gave me another bottle of gooey syrup. Just can´t get rid of this mucus in my chest. Hopefully this will do the trick...that and straight up vodka.

Other than that, life is good. Getting back into the routine of work and wearing ear plugs when I sleep.


The atheists in Barcelona have paid for an add campaign and the local buses say ¨God does not exist.¨ To them I say: ¨Suck my balls.¨ That makes me feel so much better.

pics

españa

I am indeed still alive although I feel like I¨m a walking zombie. On the way home I got the emergency exit seat I was robbed of on the way there. I did have a four hour layover in Madrid which made me very cranky and irritable. I might have smacked some people across the face but I can´t even remember because I was delirious and w out sleep.

Got home Tues..shower, dinner, and then to do 3 kings stuff with the family. Wed and Th morn I had docs appts. I´m BACK on antibiotics because I had a chest x ray and it looks like ghosts of boogers are flying around in there. It´s pretty awesome. Ialso had to have another EKG and I go back to the Doc next week. Enough w the doc already. I´m too young for this crap.

I had to teach Wed to Fri and I felt like I wanted to D.I.E. but I dídn´t...and here I sit.

Happy 2009 to all my blog readers. Hope she´s a jem.

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Yesterday at dinner the waitress asked my dad if I was his sister. There is something seriously wrong with that.....

Ode to Campfire

ps

If you look closely this guy had a TAIL!!!!!!!! pretty awesome.

5 some extravaganza

Heidi, Jessica, Abby, Lynda and I have been friends since Moran Elementary School. We are now 28 years old and I love them all more than I could have ever imagined. We haven't ALL been together in the same room for at least ten years until last night......It was glorious and here are some pics. Love you all!!!!!!

Home Sweet Home

Indiana Winter Jokes (Thanks Amber!)
By: Jeff Foxworthy
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Indiana.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Indiana.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Indiana.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may live in Indiana.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Indiana.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Indiana.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Indiana.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Indiana.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Indiana friends & others, you definitely live in Indiana