bang

The weekend has started off with a bang. We just got back from dinner and our waiter had the worst B.O. in the history of B.O. Every single time he came to our table I was gasping for air and when he left the smell lingered like a popcorn fart. I mean, his B.O. was like blue cheese gone bad...if that´s even possible. Get a shower.

I also saw a man wearing green jeans. In case you didn´t catch that...I saw a man wearing GREEN jeans because he wanted to.

This weekend really has started off with a bang.