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It´s like my brain can´t process the madness.

Picture this.........an empty bus. There are two seats to each side of the bus. I always sit on the outside seat because I just like it more. So, I get on the empty bus and sit down on the outside seat. The man behind me gets on and drum roll please.....................asks me to stand up so he can slide in next to me..on an empty bus...where there are lots of empty seats.........where you don´t have to sit next to anyone.

Ok, I´m not gonna lie. That just freaked me out. So, I kind of just looked at him as I stood up and just kept on walking....as far as I could go to the BACK of the empty bus. FREAK!!!!!!

Birthday Boy

My wonderful husband´s birthday is TODAY. FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS Nene. TE QUIERO!!!!!!!!

When I studied abroad here A was 27 turning 28. I won´t tell you how old he is turning today:O)

Charles five and a half mths.

Now That´s just Funny

I´m speaking British English now. So, if I do it when I´m home this summer please just back hand my face.

Rubber-eraser
Trousers-pants
Jumpsuit-I don´t know yet
Brolly-Umbrella.

And the list goes on and on.

Tonight I had class with little Carlos. He is nine years old and completely adorable. He´s just SO GOOD! I basically want my son to be just like him. At any rate, tonight we were learning clothes. I have this book that has a CD and it´s super fun. So, I gave him this worksheet and I thought he had things down. There were pics of articles of clothing and he had to write the name of the article. So, he finished and I was looking over the worksheet.

Shoes. Check.
Jacket. Check.
Trousers. Check.
Shorts. Check.
Skirt. Check.
Dress. Check.
Tracksuit. Check.
Shit. hmm?????????

S.H.I.T. I used every molecule within my being not to laugh. ¨Um Carlos, I said. I think you forgot the R.¨

That would be shirt. Hilarious. Check.

Gin

http://perezhilton.com/tv/?videoid=b81a6e7a0f22e

this brought tears to my eyes. don´t even ask me why.

you tube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-C6LOsD4pg&feature=related

check out the last minute of this video. i hope i can do this when i´m 9 mths prego.

oh my celebs

YES!
Our wedding photographer changed his sight and we are on it FOUR TIMES. Four times equals..total hollywood celebs.

First off Jeff Hemmerlein ROCKS at taking photos. HI JEFF!

www.hemmerleinphotography.com

boom..there we are first page...CLIENT GALLERIES..ya, those are OUR hands! FAMOUS HANDS.

Then under wedding
THE PEOPLE-we have a kissy picture in there
THE MOMENTS- me getting ready and us on the golf cart getaway. FOUR PICS!!!!!!!!! YIPEE!

I get excited about little things.

hmm

One of my toenails fell off last night. Ouch. Which is weird because I lost my big toenail not too long ago. This can´t be good. I have my toenails painted and I take the polish off and my toenail is BLACK. eww.. and then it falls off. Maybe I need some more vitamins or something. Less time on the pedicures though..and less polish! Not a great summer look, I must admit.

I have no depth perception. I am constantly banging into things and my body looks like it was used as a punching bag. Right now at this very moment I have a gigantic bruise on my back from hitting it on a table at work, I have several bruises on my arm from hitting them on the door and now a few on my elbows and knees as well from who knows what. AH!!!!!!! I NEED more space.

I have today and Friday off. YIPEE for Corpus Cristi. It´s hot again. Boob sweat is back.

So, one of my good American friends here had her baby (Ana) yesterday. Congrats Alayna! She weighed in at a whopping 6.6 lbs. Tiny little thing. Why do I have the feeling I´m going to have a 10 lb. baby? Fatty! I ran into A´s aunt yesterday on the walk home and told her about my friend and how I wanted to visit her in the hospital. She then patted my stomach and asked me when I was having a baby. Ok, don´t ever do that again. Oh, what´s that you said? My stomach felt big and bloated....that´s because Aunt Flo just came to town ...so guess what that means......NO FREAKING BABY IS ON THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!! FOR A LOOOOOOOONG TIME SO BACK OFF!

Now that I got that off my chest.

Yesterday one of my students said he was going to go wash his hands and never came back. That made me feel like a great teacher.

Brooke Shields, Sandra Bullock and Kirstie Allie........these are people I´ve been told that I look like.....Have you seen Kirstie Allie lately? I´ve had people stop me a few times and tell me I have Brooke Shields eyebrows.....maybe she has MY eyebrows.

COME VISIT ME IM BORED and drowning in my boob sweat.

Not a Joke

Introducing.........The incredible edible anus by Bisous. Dig in!

ramblings

More hours more hours! My boss keeps giving me more hours. I now have to be at work at 830 am. GASP! Here´s the thing..when I know I have to get up early I do not sleep well..because the whole night I am thinking ¨I have to get up early!¨ Even though I set my alarm I wake up every two seconds thinking I´m going to be late. Annoying. Also, I want to kill all of my neighbors and their loud screeching clothing lines. Just FYI.


Yesterday we were flipping through the channels and ran across an old Marilyn Monroe film. I didn´t know she was fluent in Spanish. HA! Anyways, oh my HIP TOWN...curvy curvy ladies...AWESOME! She´s beautiful. Why did things have to change from size 12 to .........0. I mean, a womans body is SUPPOSED to be curvy. I´m bringing CURVY back..so screw u justin timberlake.

Wedding Pics

new dress

I looked cute in my new dress for four hours. That´s how long I lasted. I just took a taxi home. I was pretty much wanting to kill myself. The whole time Antonio´s friends were saying, Are you pregnant?¨ She´s pregnant!!!!!! They are having a baby. And of course I´m not, nor are we planning on it for a long time. So do you know how freaking annoying that is hearing it for four hours? Very annoying almost to the point of tears annoying. Then after dinner the music starts so I can hear and understand no one and I just honestly do not feel like being there. It sucks because at home I´d be dancing and talking to everyone and here it´s just blah. So, boo hoo..there is the tear I shed..can you see it?

Rock and Bowl!

I won the first game! 116! Not too shabby for a gal who bowls...um..never. Oh, should I mention it was bumper bowling?

Off to a wedding today. I got a new dress! yee ha!

wowzers.

I just had one of those experiences.

I had to sub a gazillion classes this week and I am ridiculously tired. I just got done subbing a very fun class (hospital group). For some reason the classes I sub all end up falling madly in love with me and want to buy me beers after class. (Insert puffing of the feathers here). Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I sing and breakdance during class? Probably not something their ordinary teacher does. So, we went for a ¨beer¨ although I hate beer so I convinced them into buying me a coke. Then we went to this art gallery because a girls friend was the artist. It was very Sex in the City Charlotte York esque. Good times.

In the end a man named Carlos walked me to the bus. I was standing by the bus longing to get on it for a good hour while he chatted away. Shooting myself in the head would have probably been more pleasant. GET THE HINT I am tired and I want to go home. It was 10pm by this time and I´d left my house at 9am. How are people so dumb!? I wanted to shoot myself but of course was acting like he was the best thing since sliced bread. He was 52 yrs. old...old enough to be my father. It´s a mystery as to how he was even hearing me..he had so much hair in his ears it was jungle-like. I think I saw Tarzan. Finally after an hour of torment I could stand it no longer and was like, ¨well, gotta go buddy. ¨ He GOT ON THE BUS with me. He kept touching my arm and being all touchy feely. Oh no he didn´t. And then when we got off the bus he was all...Sara, I REALLY enjoyed talking to you...I swear to God he tried to kiss my lips. EEK!!!!!!

Then I ran like a bat out of hell.....

Hey Jude!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0UY-3lJYA0

And you thought 18 was young..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UamNBfI5P8o

sling box

My friends dad was telling me that there is this thing called a sling box. I could hook it up to my parents house in IN and then watch American TV here in Spain. Is this true? Why didn´t anyone tell me this 3 years ago? If it is true.......I´ve just died and gone to heaven. I want my MTV! How can I live without shows like Rock of Love and Scott Baio is 40 and single?

laundry

A did his first load of laundry yesterday. We went through the steps of..you put the detergent here..fabric soft..here and this is the on button. He was jubilant. My life can´t get any better. He already is the cook of the house and now laundry......I´ll be laying out at the pool sweetie!

I´m back!

Sorry for the delay. I had a friend visiting with her parents and sister. It´s exciting to have people here and also exhausting. It was great to see a familiar face and the best part..they brought me TWO boxes of pop-tarts and TWO bags of york peppermint patties. YIPEE! They are the first guests I´ve had since LAST May!!!!!!!!!! Come visit!

Ruby

I´m determined to buy Antonio a bird like THIS on his b day. (May 29)




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC1cDL0P3xs&feature=related

SOME DAY I WILL HAVE ONE. Too bad they cost ......selling your soul to the devil himself.

5 Min.

This gave me goosebumps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZA1lFt94QM



SO CUTE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kYWgbv0Nng&feature=related

Ho Hum.

It´s officially hot. If I could walk around naked without it being weird I´d be totally all for it.

Went to Málaga this past weekend for a wedding. The highlight of the trip: I found a dunkin donuts.

Word to your birdless mother.

Hijos de Puta.

Ya, my title is bad in Spanish..prob shouldn´t say that.

We got robbed at the campo. We went today to feed the birds and every last one of them was gone. We just stood there, stunned. At that moment I just felt so angry and my eyes watered with rage and fury at these bastards that just come in and take everything that my Antonio has worked so hard for the last THREE years to make. We had five aviaries that were all made by Antonio and at least 50 to 60 birds. All gone. Including my two rabbits. They cut the wires and took every single bird. My blood is still boilding and I´m so angry and also heartbroken for Antonio. This was his favorite hobby and love and now he cannot do it anymore. We don´t want to start from scratch and then have the same thing happen. Lots of time, lots of money ,wasted so stupid ass gypsies can buy drugs. I hope you enjoy your high, assholes.