Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
koolaid
whoa. i just made tropical punch kool-aid that i bought when i was in the states. boy did that take me back...
whoa
This girl that I just saw might have as well been without pants. She had on black leggings and they were see through. Yes ladies, black can be see through. I wasn´t sure that it was until JUST NOW. I saw this girls thong and but cheeks....if I were a lesbian this would have made my life! That´s how good the shot was.
So, work stuff. I got a raise. YAY. Also, my new boss is awesometown! So, all in all that´s a plus. I´m getting my ¨bike license¨ so I can dominate the town on my huffy. Can´t wait for that. And no, I don´t have a huffy. http://www.sevici.es/ Check this out. It´s rad. Sevilla has their own bike stystem now and it´s prob the coolest thing..ever!
I went to the neurologist today for my checkup. The doctor was a complete A HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (As I was writing this the doorbell rang. I opened the door and she asked for the señora of the casa. ¨That´s me. ¨ I said. Then she went on and on about how I couldn´t be the señora of the casa because I´m so young etc. Culture differences are so funny. Then she asked where I was from..ha. I said Indiana and she said, ¨Where´s that?¨ I will always have an accent..boo hiss.)
So, now you are up to date on my life.
So, work stuff. I got a raise. YAY. Also, my new boss is awesometown! So, all in all that´s a plus. I´m getting my ¨bike license¨ so I can dominate the town on my huffy. Can´t wait for that. And no, I don´t have a huffy. http://www.sevici.es/ Check this out. It´s rad. Sevilla has their own bike stystem now and it´s prob the coolest thing..ever!
I went to the neurologist today for my checkup. The doctor was a complete A HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (As I was writing this the doorbell rang. I opened the door and she asked for the señora of the casa. ¨That´s me. ¨ I said. Then she went on and on about how I couldn´t be the señora of the casa because I´m so young etc. Culture differences are so funny. Then she asked where I was from..ha. I said Indiana and she said, ¨Where´s that?¨ I will always have an accent..boo hiss.)
So, now you are up to date on my life.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
IN
I got my tkts for X mas...Dec 19 to Jan 5. Fire up! If anyone wants to pick me up in the Chicago let me know. At 220 in the afternoon.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
and we all fall down.
I am a terrible person. The other day it was raining and a girl fell off her bike. I stood there and laughed hysterically. I´m not sure why but when people fall or trip (without hurting themselves) I think it´s the funniest thing in the WORLD. I need some help.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
gparents
My grandparents property is just beautiful. Every time I go there I feel like I´m in a storybook. They have this awesome covered bridge that you have to drive through in order to get to their place then it´s surrounded by all these beautiful trees and a crick. Amazing. My gparents have been married 62 yrs! That has to be a world record of some sort. They absolutely crack me up. For some reason my grandpa is obsessed with overweight people and can´t keep his comments to himself! They live in a very small town (Attica, IN) and we were eating at this restaurant..my grandpa POINTS to this lady who totally had to hear us and said, ¨You couldn´t even fit her in barrel.¨ Among other things....... Oh well, they are my gparents and I still love them. Here are a few of my favorite shots of that day.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
birthday!
today i went to a family members 91st birthday party. good times. i also made some american dishes which actually seemed to be a hit. better late than never...
also for all of you ladies out there looking for a change...
http://www.shavethepussy.com/
don´t ask........just do!
also for all of you ladies out there looking for a change...
http://www.shavethepussy.com/
don´t ask........just do!
Friday, September 19, 2008
jet lag=death sentence
Ugh. Jet lag is never too bad when I go back to the States because I get there in the evening, eat, shower, bed. I wake up the next morning and am good to go. Here it´s impossible because you basically lose a nights sleep on the way over (unless you can sleep on the plane which I can´t do) then you arrive at 7:30 a.m. and are expected to stay awake until bedtime..ya right!
Lately I have been getting exhausted around 6pm. I stay awake and tough it out only to find midnight comes around and I´m wide awake. UGH. Yesterday I didn´t fall asleep until after two. It didn´t help that my psycho dancing neighbor is the loudest neighbor in the world. I have no idea what they are even doing!? It sounds like they are loading a moving truck or something. It also doesn´t help that I have crazy spy ears. I can hear ..well, everything.
Lately I have been getting exhausted around 6pm. I stay awake and tough it out only to find midnight comes around and I´m wide awake. UGH. Yesterday I didn´t fall asleep until after two. It didn´t help that my psycho dancing neighbor is the loudest neighbor in the world. I have no idea what they are even doing!? It sounds like they are loading a moving truck or something. It also doesn´t help that I have crazy spy ears. I can hear ..well, everything.
curtain rods
CURTAIN RODS --- PRICELESS On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar,and a bottle of spring-water. When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow centre of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. On the fourth day, the husband came back with his new girlfriend, and at first all was bliss. Then, slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. > Nothing worked! People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. F inally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house. Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, t hey had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce he r divorce settlement in exchange for having the house. Knowing she could have no idea how bad the smell re ally was, he agreed on a price that was only 1/10 th of what the house had been worth ... but only if she would sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within two hours his lawyers delivered the completed paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home ... .. and to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods! I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, t hey had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce he r divorce settlement in exchange for having the house. Knowing she could have no idea how bad the smell re ally was, he agreed on a price that was only 1/10 th of what the house had been worth ... but only if she would sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within two hours his lawyers delivered the completed paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home ... .. and to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods! I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
hi
i am currently back in spain and had a long but uneventful trip.
i highly reccomend british airways. i got to watch sex and the city movie four times. good times.
i headed back to work today and it feels great to be back in the saddle.
jet lag..time for bed!
i highly reccomend british airways. i got to watch sex and the city movie four times. good times.
i headed back to work today and it feels great to be back in the saddle.
jet lag..time for bed!
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
busy bee
I have been so busy. This weekend I had a blast in Indy. It was my lovely cuz Natashas B day so of course I had to celebrate with her. I also got together with some Theta sisters...rock on!! I am an alcoholic strictly on US soil. I promise. Then, today I went to visit my friend HD in Michigan. I do not want to drive anymore. Passing cops gives me heart palpatations. I also do not like eating outside, as I am terrified of bees. I esp. liked the part of our lunch when I screamed at the top of my lungs when the bee landed on me. Only everyone in MI heard me!
Friday, September 05, 2008
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
whoa
So, last night we were on the boat and we saw a flaming ball of fire in the sky. I kid you not. We happened to have the binocs with us so I looked and it was a BALL OF FIRE. Eventually the ball of fire went out and this black object floated to the ground. Then about five min later we heard sirens in that exact area. WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I waited to see the news and nothing. nada. zip.
What the heck was that thing? Maybe I'll never know.
So, I waited to see the news and nothing. nada. zip.
What the heck was that thing? Maybe I'll never know.
Monday, September 01, 2008
The five some (minus one)
Jessica, Heidi, Me.
Lynda, Heidi, Me, Jessica
Lynda and I
I am such a stud after a few cocktails.
Lynda, Heidi, Me, Jessica
Lynda and I
I am such a stud after a few cocktails.
Me, Jessica, Abby, Heidi and Lynda have been friends since Moran Elementary school. ( A LONG TIME). We always used to hang out all through middle school and even high school and we called ourselves the 5 some. Life happened and for some reason or another some of us hadn't seen each other in ten years. Until now. Saturday night we had our big five-some reunion. Abby couldn't make it this time, but X mas is around the corner. It was so good to see everyone and I honestly haven't had this much fun well, ever. I missed us all being together so much and I didn't realize it until we were all together again. We picked up right where we left off and I laughed more than I have in YEARS. Thanks ladies for making my life so complete. I love you all! I also vaguely remember offering to be a surogate mother to someone.....it depends on how much u pay me.........HAHAHA