Lyndas Wedding

Holy monkeys I'm so weddinged out!!!!! Is weddinged a word? At any rate, I love my friends so thanks for asking me to be in your weddings. I've had a blast! I am moving up on the totum poll for weddings. First bridesmaid, then maid of honor and now bride! Insanity!

The highlight of this wedding wasn't the bride or groom...it was my dad choking on his vitamins at dinner and needing the hymlick. Well done dad...well done. Also I had to stop and pee so bad in the limo that we had to stop at a ghetto mobil in this HUGE hummer stretch limo and everyone was totally staring at us. Good times. Leave it to the Fisels to always need the attention.

I've been so busy I feel like I can't catch my breath. Who would voluntarily plan weddings for a living? I hate it!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, enough of that...here are some pics from Lyndas. Enjoy!

Jills Wedding

man, i've become one of those blogs. sorry about that. i really am. i got off the plane a week ago and ever since then i've been in a whirlwind of wedding activities. that's why i haven't written anything, because it would just be about weddings. and quite honestly, i'm so sick of weddings! i was in one sat. and i have to do it all over again this sat...plus plan my own. anyhooters. here are some pics. enjoy.

bye bye españa

Happy belated Anniv to my g parents. They celebrated 61 years together this past Sat. 61!!!! What a great example for us young kids today.

The Chiqui has her period again so she´s wearing very fashionable little boys underwear. The other day she got out of the car and there was this man in the plaza. He looked at her and then looked at me and then her again. He then started laughing like an injured hyeena. Good times.

I pretty much get sexually harrassed on a daily basis. Yesterday I went downtown and a man came up to me and said, ¨I would open up your shirt and eat everything inside.¨ Just let that sink in for a minute. I´m still reeling.

I head out for IN tomorrow at 5am. Play for a safe flt.

xoslf

yup. she´s still there.

paris

a 100 something dollar bottle of perfume just fell out of my closet and shattered to pieces. i cried. well, at least my room is going to smell fabulous for a long long time.

random

So, before I started nannying I went to the gym every morning and the guy that worked there is named Manolo. (After nannying I had to start going in the evening so he wasn´t there). Anyways, Manolo and I talked all the time and he knew my name etc. Well, now that I am not nannying I´ve been going to the gym in the morning again and this morning he was like, ¨Good morning Felicia.¨ I said, ¨Hi.¨ So, as I was walking to the machine I was thinking..did he just call me Felicia? What the? Felicia? And the funniest thing of all, I didn´t even correct him.


So, as you know it´s ridiculously hot here from June to Aug so thats´why I leave! Also as you know AC is just nowhere to be found, and if it is found no one seems to use it. Well, last year I told A that if he wants me as his wife he has to buy AC for me so we bought a portable unit for our room. I´m addicted to AC and M and Ms..what can I say? So, for the past couple of weeks it´s been upper 90s and he hadn´t hooked up the unit yet...Let me just tell you I am NOT a happy camper without my AC. Very very bad mood. I mean..really bad. So anyways, last night I gave him ¨the look¨ and he FINALLY hooked it up. Let me just tell you........I LOVE AC!!!!! Slept like a baby.

Chiqui

We love our dog!

random

Man, I have absolutely nothing exciting to report. Now that I´m unemployed and don´t see my boss´husbands penis on a daily basis my life is well, boring.

I am however, enjoying being unemployed at the moment and just hanging out in Seville! Apparently I´m super tan and have been refered to as ¨African.¨ Can that be good? Probably not good for the wrinkles. The tan fades and the wrinkles don´t..yaya.

Construcion is underway in our new place..so that´s exciting! I´ll have to take some before and after pictures. Right now it looks horrible, but I think once we get every thing done it´s going to be fabulous. That´s right folks, I said fabulous.

I went to the store today to buy some sunscreen...you have to watch out for old people around here. They really love to cut in line. Sneaky old geezers.

Yesterday I took the Chiqui for a walk and a lady started yelling at me since I let her off the leash (in the park where there are billions of dogs running around) I´m not even sure what she said so I kind of just walked away. I love it when that happens. We painted the Chiquis fingernails red. She´s hot and has a lot of boyfriends.

Yesterday I went downtown and I heard what sounded like someone throwing up. It was 12 noon so I thought that would be odd (not what it would be normal at any other time) and I looked over and there was a sketchy man standing up in the corner and just hurling like there was no tomorrow. He wasn´t even bent over or anything..just liquid spewing out. Ya, that was something I prob didn´t need to see. What about his shoes??

I´m off to go visit the babies. We´ll see if they cry the instant they see me. Tears of joy..of course.

Yo Yo

So, today was glorious. I spent the day at the pool. It was 95 degrees and sunny. I´m going to take a pic of our pool. It was recently re-done and it´s looking fabulous. I have to be very careful with the sun considering I´ve had skin cancer before..no worries I always wear protection.

So, when we got to the campo Antonio´s dad (Antonio) was just sitting on the steps. He didn´t really say anything and he looked kind of sick. Ya, apparently he got hammered last night..at a baptism. HAHAHA I´m still laughing about that. I guess he said he was sitting down the whole time, drinking, talking to his friends and he felt fine. Then he stood up...I can just imagine him wobbling home. Good times.

It´s hot. So, I just turned on the fan, Antonio randomly comes in the room and says, ¨Luke, I am your father.¨ Then every time he said something for the past ten minutes he said it into the fan. Am I sure I want to marry this man?! Or better yet..enter into this family?!!!!!!!