Feria 09

I got a new feria dress! First time in four years. SO FUN!

we rocked it out!

skype!

my friend called from IN the other day and you can see A and I¨s face on the computer cool!!

my folks are here so we´ve been busy...next stop BULL FIGHT!

charlie the gardener. (representing Real BETIS)

Barocky Road

New Ice Cream flavorIn honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins IceCream has introduced a new flavor; "Barocky Road." Barocky Road is a blend of half-Vanilla, half-Chocolate, and surrounded byNuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised andusually denied as an ingredient. The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, butthen the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.Thus, you are left with an empty Wallet, no change, holding an empty cone,with no hope of getting any Ice Cream. Are you feeling stimulated yet?

parental units

So, my parents got here yesterday and so far so good. Yesterday we spent the day at the campo all day and then took them to dinner.
Today we walked around downtown ALL day and we are not exhausted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Off to bed but will post pics later!!!!!!!!!

joke

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 10 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 10 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 19-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT EVERY NIGHT I GOT TO SLEEP WITH A HOT 28-YEAR-OLD GAL.
NOW I HAVE A $150,000 HOME, A $30,000 CAR, NICE KING SIZE BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING WITH A 38-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A HOT 28-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP HOUSE, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 19-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?

Friendship.

I hit my head in the shower today and have a huge bump on my forehead. Awesome!

Also, my washing machine is still broken which is not making me a happy camper.

Today I said BFF which we all know means BEST FRIEND FOREVER.

Apparently they do not know that in England. My lovely friend from London said, ¨What does that mean Best F*cking Friend?¨ I´ve never laughed harder in all my life.

;(

I just woke up and I have a migraine. I just had one last Friday. What the heck? And my washing machine isn´t working. Sweet day.

Milano!

Well, Milan was flipping awesometown. Our arrival gate was K-69 so I knew we were going to have a good time. bwah! Everything was perfect. The flight and our hotel was super nice! Four stars baby. We were on the tenth floor and there was only one other room on that floor. Pretty sweet. Our hotel was very near to the metro stop so we just hopped on and there we were. I swear I saw Armani in the Duomo. I ate several pizzas on a daily basis and also had several servings of Gelatto. You know what they say, ¨When in Rome...¨

Dogs were everywhere..even in stores which was kind of odd. I´m pretty sure a drunk man cussed me out in Italian because he was drunk and I laughed at him. There are always interesting peopl on the subway and sweet things to look at and see. Fashion captial of the WORLD. At one point I was standing there with Prada on my left and Louis Vouitton on my right. I was a happy happy lady. If only my pocketbook was full........

All in all it was THE PERFECT VACATION. TI AMO MILANO.

noooooooooooo

My worst nightmare has come true. Last night I was sitting on the couch w the lights off and I heard a noise. The thought went through my mind but I didn´t think it was possible...not yet. But, I ran and switched on the lights anyways and BEHOLD a cockroach was lying on it´s back dying and the I screamed at 130am. DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I hate cockroaches and I´m on a rampage. The reason why it was dying is because I spraid weeks ago and my mother in law was all, ¨What you sprayed already? They don´t come until July.¨ YA RIGHT!

We are leaving for Italy tomorrow even though hundreds of people just got killed by an earthquake. Lets hope there is no after shock while we are there. I did not know there were earthquakes in Italy. Awesometown. Oh, and it´s supposed to rain every day. YES!

Mojitos on the Terrace.

joke

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.


"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.

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Do I still have any readers out there? I haven't gotten any comments in awhile. I'm super lame. Sorry.

Spring break is underway though. I woke up on Friday at 630 am with a migraine so that threw me for a loop. What a great way to start my vacation. I'm better now though and getting ready to head out to see our first paso for Semana Santa..holy week. La Paz. We see this particular virgin every single year. Tradition!

Four more days until Milan!

Un tinto por favor!

So, today is my last day of classes before a whopping TEN day vacation and believe you me, I´ve already started celebrating..oh, last week.

Drinking wine is prob one of my most favorite things to do. Well, last week my friend and I went to check out this new posh hotel and we both ordered a nice glass of wine and were sitting outside. Turns out she had to go as soon as we sat down! What to do what to do? I couldn´t sit there by myself and I couldn´t let all of this wine go to waste..so I did what any normal person would do..I chugged it! Well, them.

Then I decided to hop on a bike while talking on my cell phone. From what I remember it was a fabulous time. I definitely reccomend it.

Then, yesterday my friends and I went out for an after work drinky drink and the next thing I know I´m three glasses down. So the moral of the story is...I´m not pregnant....and I think I´m a drunk! HA! ( i kid i kid)