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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 10 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 10 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 19-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT EVERY NIGHT I GOT TO SLEEP WITH A HOT 28-YEAR-OLD GAL.
NOW I HAVE A $150,000 HOME, A $30,000 CAR, NICE KING SIZE BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING WITH A 38-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A HOT 28-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP HOUSE, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 19-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
NOW I HAVE A $150,000 HOME, A $30,000 CAR, NICE KING SIZE BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING WITH A 38-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A HOT 28-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP HOUSE, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 19-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
posted by Sara at 9:14 AM
1 Comments:
So is this the conversation we get to look forward to in 10 years?
ky rach
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