fake thankgiving = awesometown.

not sure what this is?

my friends.

hottest couple on the planet.

hottest lady on the planet with the best pumpkin pie on the planet.

my first pie. so proud. tear.

fake thanksgiving was a success. yay.

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So, the Wed-Fri of Thanksgiving week I kind of just drink heavily and hope those days pass by quickly. I have major fun things going on at home so I have to numb the pain somehow. I kid, I kid. *kind of.

I am the proud owner of a rolling pin and I just put it to use. I'm so nervous because I have a pie in the oven ..my first pie! Sometimes the ovens are a bit sketchy here so I'm not getting too excited yet. Today my friend is having a "fake" Thanksgiving at her house so yesterday I went a bit baking crazy. I made brownies, choc chip cookies, cornbread, brocc salad, pumpkin pie, deviled eggs and butterscotch pudding. All ingredients I purchased while home during the summer. I'm so smart like that.

I'll keep u posted.

things u can only say on thanksgiving...

Things you can only say on Thanksgiving 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to ea t it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? HAPPY THANKSGIVING

A turkey for you and a turkey for me.

Well, it´s the dreaded Thanksgiving week. Ugh. This is year number FOUR. Surprisingly, it doesn´t get any easier.

However their are benefits of missing Thanksgiving.

1) Eat less

2)Gym is still open

3)No turkey Chemicals

4)...........aww who am I kidding. I NEED YOU TURKEY.

O Holy Night

O Holy Night! The stars are brightly shining, It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth. Long lay the world in sin and error pining. Till He appeared and the Spirit felt its worth. A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices, For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn. Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel voices! O night divine, the night when Christ was born; O night, O Holy Night , O night divine! O night, O Holy Night , O night divine! Led by the light of faith serenely beaming, With glowing hearts by His cradle we stand. O'er the world a star is sweetly gleaming, Now come the wisemen from out of the Orient land. The King of kings lay thus lowly manger; In all our trials born to be our friends. He knows our need, our weakness is no stranger, Behold your King! Before him lowly bend! Behold your King! Before him lowly bend! Truly He taught us to love one another, His law is love and His gospel is peace. Chains he shall break, for the slave is our brother. And in his name all oppression shall cease. Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we, With all our hearts we praise His holy name. Christ is the Lord! Then ever, ever praise we, His power and glory ever more proclaim! His power and glory ever more proclaim!

This is my favorite X mas song of all time. Always has been and always will be. Whenever I hear it I get goosebumps and even tears in my eyes. It represents what X mas is truly about..my Jesus! I just downloaded 4 different versions of it on my ipod. I tell ya what, that Celine Dion can really belt out a tune...

On a side note..gotta love spain..it´s a sunny 67º today.

Poet at heart

¨I´m not gonna lie
I´ve never made a pie
but I can try.¨

-By Sara Fisel
(Conversation with a friend about a possible Thanksgiving dinner).

ramblings

Holy cow am I groggy today from that sleeping pill last night. My neighbor was quiet for about two days and now she´s back at it. So, I went to the pharmacy and bought earplugs and drugs. Good times.

I hope you´re all enjoying the SNOW in IN. It´s in the 60s here or 70s. haha!

Remember how I was telling you before how I like to ¨race¨ people on the sidewalk? Now it´s crazy town with the bike. Today I had to stop at this stoplight and another girl pulled up next to me on the bike. I was like revving my schwinn. I WON! Awesome.

It´s crazy here the things people say ....some things are just hard to translate..and there actually would be no translation. I saw a homeless man walking around screaming obscenities at everyone who would listen. He was saying , ¨Me cago en tus muertos y tu puta madre.¨ That basically translates to , ¨I shit on your dead and slutty mom.¨ Good times!

Also, everyone and their mother is preggers...whats up with that¿

How do you shower?

How To Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing a long robe. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.Spray mold spots with Tilex.Get out of shower and stand on bath mat. Dry with towel the size of a small country.Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head.If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


How To Shower Like a Man: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror.Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass. Get in the shower, Wash your face and your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee in the shower.Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat entirely. Dry off forearms and butt only. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.


If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.

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Why are Americans always wearing flip flops here. It´s so embarrassing. Flip flops are for SUMMER NOT November.


I have a man in one of my classes that´s obsessed with my wedding ring...creepy.

yee ha

vintage.

ridiculous.

creepy

I just had a dream that I was running at some sort of farm and someone was chasing me with a huge rifle. I hid under a bunch of hay and as soon as the person was going to find me I woke up. What the heck does this dream mean?

My neighbor lady was cleaning her windows and I looked out and she was moving my clothes that I had on the line. I appreciate that, but is it really necessary for a complete stranger to be pawing my Victoria's Secret underwear? At least it was clean...

C.R.F.

sad town

I just pulled out two grey hairs. WTF? I thought I had more time before my body went to pot.

Thank God for hair coloring.

Genes

After the Gene Wilder incident I went out and bought myself a tight pair of purple jeans. I wore them today with black heels. I tell ya what..slip on a tight pair of jeans and heels and all heads will turn your way. I got whistled at about ten times today. Granted these men were probably wearing Depends, but still...makes a lady feel good.

My mother in law talked to the neighbor so tonight is the real test to see if I can sleep. Last night I went to sleep at 3am. So tired.

Today I had the kitchen window open and I dropped a can of coke. I said, ¨Oh balls¨ and the neighbor lady just looked at me and waved. I love the fact that she has no idea what I´m saying. I think I might have even thrown in a ¨ballsac¨ too. Awesometown.

helllllooo

Nothing too new to report. I´m feeling sad today for some reason. I missed a wedding yesterday and I HATE that I have to miss things. Such is life.

People seem to be pretty happy here about Obama. They also like to congragulate me. ..Which I think is hilarious. Everywhere I go they are like ¨congrats on Obama!¨ Like I had anything to do with it?! Awesometown.

Spaniards seem to be excited about Obama too. I think we can only improve!

I need more oatmeal. Please send me some.....anyone.......no, nothing?

The new look I´m going for...

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The other day I saw a man that looked just like Gene Wilder. He had on a dark purple sweater and light purple pants. That´s all I have to say about that.

Music stuff: If you haven´t gotten the new Coldplay CD I HIGHLY reccomend it. Very good stuff.

Also, Dave Matthews Band CRASH is my favorite song of all time.

¨Hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me

I watch u there through the window and I stare at you wear nothing but you wear it so well...¨

Scandalous. LOVE IT!

New Prez tomorrow? How about them apples!

Husband of the Year Awards...

POLAND

UNITED KINGDOM

SERBIA

IRELAND

USA