I couldn´t make this up if I tried.

So, yesterday I went to the gyno.

We are still dealing with fertility issues and I am trying to figure out what to do.

Anyways, I´m sitting there watching gross parents with gross kids run around (and of course she was pregnant again) and I had to fart.

This is any girls worst nightmare thinking about farting in the doctors face when your legs are up in stirrups.


There was no one around so I walked down the hallway and farted. I figured it would be better to fart in the hallway instead of in his face.


Then it felt wet.

That´s weird.

I went to the bathroom and had SHIT everywhere. Awesome. I took off my pants, threw my underwear away and usually in Spain there is no toilet paper. Ever. Panic set in.

THANK GOD there were a few squares and I had to manage. I always keep kleenex in my purse too and I only had ONE.

I also had a bottle of water in my purse so I figured I would dump some water on the kleenex and I could clean better.

The water bottle fell into the toilet.

WTF?!

In the end I cleaned up as best as I could and rubbed raspberry hand cleanser on my thighs. That smells better than shit, right?

So there I was, in the stirrups with my grill in his face.

Hope it didn´t stink!

hi

Is anyone out there?

Today N had to get blood taken at 830 this morning and it was awful. I can´t imagine it going any worse. She had it taken when she as three and it wasn´t that bad, but today. Ugh. I cried, she cried, that kind of awful.

While she was getting her blood taken I could not stop thinking about parents with sick children. Like, really sick children who lose their hair and have to go through scary needs all the time that it just becomes second nature to them.

I don´t know how they do it. I really don´t. I FREAK out when she gets a vaccine or blood taken.

So kudos to you parents who have really really sick children. I admire you for being so incredibly strong for your child. I´m thinking of you all today and praying God heal´s your little one´s body.

xo