Well, yesterday was my first official day as a " sales associate." I never thought I would work retail but here I am. You know, working the cash register is harder than it seems..and getting those sensors off of clothes is ridiculously tricky. I was actually embarrassed at how long it was taking me. Good times.

I saw a deer this morning. Beautiful.

Last night was a very creepy thunderstorm. I have skylights in my room so I saw tons of lightning and I am scared of lightning. It freaks me out.

I think it's funny how fat people drink diet coke. Is that going to help?

I hate slow drivers.

I love big diamonds.

Adios!