A little privacy please?

So, I had just woken up and I was sitting on the toilet enjoying my first morning pee when click, the door opened a crack. I was thinking hmm...I thought I had shut that all the way. It was Antonio´s mom. She opened the door a crack and she goes, ¨Can I come in? I need to get something.¨ Umm. ¨No.¨ And she goes ¨Oh, come on...¨ And she just walked right in, opened the closet, got the broom and dust pan out and goes, ¨thanks¨ Then the door closed. Click. It was all over just like that. As I´m still on the toilet with my pants pulled down I said to myself, ¨Did that just happen?¨ And then I started laughing hysterically, on the toilet, all by myself.......only me, only me.

This afternoon after I had worked out I went to my locker room to take a shower. Only, as I walked in there was a man standing there washing his hands. Hmm. Apparently he had gotten confused and walked into the wrong locker room. Thank GOD he didn´t walk in when I was hopping out of the shower...naked. Can you even imagine that? Actually, I´m kind of surprised that DIDN´T happen...maybe tomorrow.

It´s raining live animals right now....and it´s supposed to be that way for the next three days. Ick.

I talked to my friend yesterday online and he said, ¨It´s snowing balls here in Chicago.¨ Oh how I miss how my friends talk. I laughed for about an hour afterwards. yup. The little things entertain me.

Trying to pee in peace,
SF