Break my back Mountain

Have you ever just sat and listened in the weights part of the gym. With all of the grunting and sighs it just sounds so....sexual. It´s actually quite entertaining.

Speaking of sexual, we went for a walk in the park yesterday and saw a peacock fanning his feathers and turning in circles around the female peacock. Cool! I never knew their feathers were out when they were ¨in the mood¨ He´s like ¨Hey lil´lady look at me!! I´m all feathers and then some!¨

Yesterday my dog walked over, sat on my foot, and farted. My foot vibrated for like ten minutes afterwords, and I think there was a small hole in my shoe (and sock). Thanks Chicky.

I cleaned my friends house again and as I walked in her doberman pinscher decided to sniff my crotch. Ya, I was pretty much just scared. I really didn´t want a dobermans face in my privates. And, as I was bending over getting clothes out of the washer his nose was up my butt! Ok mister, that´s quite enough! I´m not a dog! Next time I´ll wear a chastity belt.

I saw the movie Brokeback Mt. last night, you know, about the gay cowboys. I pretty much almost puked when it showed them doing it. It was a little over the top for me. After I saw that part, the whole rest of the movie I was just thinking ¨I hope they don´t show them doing it again.¨ Good Lord! Actually, I hope I never have to see that again as long as I live. I would die a happier person. I don´t understand why it won so many awards, I give it a six.

Until next time America
SF