What a night

I was feeding N at the park and a bird totally pooped on my arm. I felt like it was acid and all of my skin might have washed away w the wet wipe..but it didn´t..thank goodness. I have no idea how the poop didn´t fall directly into her food that was sitting there..miracle. Just now I opened the window and a cockroach flew into my hair. Knowing what you know about how much I despise cockroaches imagine my reaction. I´m going to have nightmares for weeks. I can still feel it crawling on me.