What a crock

So, this summer I got my teeth cleaned and x rayed and the dentist gave me a paper with five things that I supposedly needed done and it cost 4.500 dollars. He asked me when I would like to schedule the appointment?

Um, ya, let me get right on that. Are you insane? Do you think I have thousands of dollars laying around in my drawers?

So, I decided to just wait until I got back to Spain to get a second opinion.

That second opinion happened yesterday.

She did an exam, x rays and told me that she saw absolutely nothing wrong with my teeth.

How about them apples?