Toupee Tom

I have no idea if his name was Tom, but it seems fitting. We met on the tram and he wanted to practice his pick-up lines on Nora. I think he was 70.

These are some that I remember...

If you were the moon I´d only go out at night.....

Why is the sea salty? Because you swam and took out all the sweetness.

Why are some stars not that shiny? The shimmer is in your eyes.

Not too shabby. Not too shabby Toupee Tom. Too bad you´ll be dead by the time Nora´s allowed to date.