Bumper Stickers

¨Jesus loves you..but everyone else thinks you´re an ass.¨

¨Guys ...just because you have one, doesn´t mean you have to be one.¨

¨I used to have a handle on life but it broke off.¨

¨Don´t like my driving? Then quit watching me!¨

¨Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.¨

¨Try not to let your mind wander, it is too small and fragile to be out by itself.¨