80 and counting
I got a massage yesterday. My back is that of an 80 yr old woman with osteoporosis. It´s always a bit odd entering a room and having a stranger tell you straight away to take off your shirt. And then squirt oils on your back and start rubbing you down. But hey, it´s all good. The girl jipped me out of 10 minutes and had no hand strength what so ever but I suppose it was better than nothing.
Did I tell you about the balloon man? He was in the center and he was making animals for kids. Well, I was with my friend walking by and with the elephants tusk he goes ¨boop boop¨ and touched my boob and then he goes ¨beep beep¨ and touched my but (with the elephants tusk) umm. Ok pervo! I felt totally violated, and then I laughed. Only me.
Where are your comments? Are you out there?
Oh, and don´t send me comments and tell me I complain. Duh, tell me something I don´t already know.
Avoiding pervs,
SF
Did I tell you about the balloon man? He was in the center and he was making animals for kids. Well, I was with my friend walking by and with the elephants tusk he goes ¨boop boop¨ and touched my boob and then he goes ¨beep beep¨ and touched my but (with the elephants tusk) umm. Ok pervo! I felt totally violated, and then I laughed. Only me.
Where are your comments? Are you out there?
Oh, and don´t send me comments and tell me I complain. Duh, tell me something I don´t already know.
Avoiding pervs,
SF
posted by Sara at 3:57 PM
3 Comments:
i love this! you're so funny! sorry i've been mia lately.
Boop boop, beep beep!
You used to like it when I dressed like a clown and went beep beep with my tusk..... (are you sure you want comments?) ha ha
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