fruit cake

I just stopped at the fruit stand on my way home to buy fruit. The radio happened to be on (who knows what they were saying) and the owner of the store looks at me and says, ¨Americans and Brits are the most hypocritical people out there.¨ Then I punched him in the face and said, ¨And we´ve got a hell of a right hook you SOB.¨

Ok, maybe I didn´t punch him but I did in my own mind. Ass.