joke

A man and a women were traveling to Sicily on a sleeping train. The train was completely full and they found that they had accidentally been placed together in the same sleeping cabin, just the two of them. They were a little nervous at first but they soon just turned off the lights and went to bed, the man on the top bunk and the woman on the bottom. Sometime in the night the man said the the woman, ¨Excuse me, but could you please hand me a blanket? I´m a little cold up here.¨ The woman said, ¨I have a better idea. Why don´t we just for tonight pretend that we´re married?¨
¨Really?¨ said the man very excited. ¨GREAT!¨
¨Good¨ said the woman. Then she rolled over and said, ¨Get your own damn blanket.¨