raspy

I can barely speak after screaming so loud. It´s spring. Spring=cockroaches. I was picking up the towel mat and there it was. I mean, we´re talking gigantic. This cockroach was not messing around. We are talking ¨I could eat your head if I wanted to ¨ type cockroach. And to top it all off, I was naked and vulnerable when I saw this cockroach. I´m surprised I still have two nipples. It could have easily just chomped one of those suckers right off.

I screamed, ran, and slammed the door.

Then had Antonio kill it.

Thank God for husbands.